Well guys, we did a thing. Dan and I have this habit of doing everything at once all the time. For example, the week that I graduated from college we also got a puppy and moved to Maine and both got new jobs . Then two years after that we bought a house, got married [...]
Category: family
Breaking Point
I don’t even know what to write here that hasn’t already been said by every parent crying into their wine at 11pm while trying to figure out what to put on their timesheet for the hours they spent yelling at their kids to be quiet so they could work. If you read or watch or [...]
Quarantine
I really wanted this post to be funny. And, a couple of funny things have happened over the past week. But mostly just the kind of funny where it’s actually so stressful that you just laugh because the alternative is crying you have already cried four times that day. Like when you’re scrubbing dog vomit [...]
Why I Let My 6 Year Old Dye Her Hair Pink
Before you ask - the answer is yes, it's permanent. I let my 6-year-old dye her hair pink. And it was totally worth it and here's why. I have this distinct memory from my childhood of wanting to get my ears pierced. I was maybe 8 or 9 and I had never wanted anything so [...]
Motherhood, Six Years Later
This year marks my sixth year of motherhood. And what feels like an entire world away, three of my closest friends are celebrating their first weeks. Three perfect little boys. And by perfect I mean healthy, very needy little creatures that cry at all hours of the day and night. When I talked with each [...]
I Went Camping Again and It Still Sucks
Parents make a lot of sacrifices for their kids. I knew this going into it and was at least moderately prepared to not sleep, give up alcohol for 9 months, and have yet another person continuously trying to suck on my nipples. But I was not prepared for camping. I mean, I did plenty of [...]
This Girl is On Fire
She’s six years old this morning. Technically tonight, 19 hours of labor later. The moment before I brought Mia into the world I remember the doctor looking into my panicked eyes and telling me, this is the ring of fire. It means she’s almost here. What it actually meant was that my body was literally [...]
I’m Not A Dollhouse Mom
I'm not a dollhouse mom. I don't know where to put the people or what they should be doing or how to make them talk to my 3-year-old. I don't enjoy laying on the floor, or making up stories, or counting acorns in the backyard. Even when I was younger I wasn't super into kids [...]
Lucy Learns to Swim
Welp, I totally missed Lucy's birthday post this year. Which is kind of a mom fail but also a mom win because we were on vacation and I spent the whole day with her at the pool instead of writing something on my blog. So there's that. Anyway I was going to just skip the [...]
The Annual Christmas Photo Fiasco: 2018 Edition
Welp, here we are again. Standing outside of the Picture People at Sears having a giant crying screaming tantrum. It's become an annual tradition and honestly I was little nervous this year that the kids were going to be old enough to behave and the whole ordeal would be simple, boring and totally un-blog-worthy. Hahahahahahaha. [...]