I can't wait until my 40's. I know I know, you're not supposed to wish away time. But by then my kids will be able to wipe their own asses, my student loans will be paid off, and I'll have 4 weeks vacation at my work. I might even have more money in my 401k [...]
Tag: politics
Things Fall Apart
The summer of 2006 I was a high school graduate full of hope and excitement for the future. I was busy packing clothes and picking classes and taking bikini selfies for my Facebook profile. I was reading Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe - the required literature for incoming freshmen at Clark University. I had [...]
What Keeps Me Up at Night
Normally I write about funny things on my blog. Mostly because I enjoy humor writing (Dave Barry is my literary idol, in particularĀ because of this genius piece). But also because as a mom most things that happen to me on a daily basis are so gross/weird/disturbing that IĀ have only two choices of how to respond [...]